Tuesday, September 5
Why worry about Jai Taurima
 
By Ray Ratto
Special to ESPN.com

  Jai Taurima is a disgr ... no, let's try again.

Jai Taurima
Jai Taurima has apologized for his comments.

Jai Taurima's ignorance is of such depth that ... nope, nope, one more time.

Jai Taurima ... oh, for God's sake. Who the hell cares about Jai Taurima?

Here's a starter. You don't, not unless you are so deeply into track and field that you can identify him easily as an Australian long jumper.

But when he dismissed the "dark" (his words) long jumpers as being unsuited to the cool conditions at the Sydney Olympics, well, you had to grab a staple gun to keep your eyelids propped up.

In fact, here is what the previously and still largely unknown Taurima said:

"You can pretty much knock off all the dark athletes. We jumped in Salamanca, Spain, a month ago, and those guys just couldn't compete well in bad conditions. It was wet and cold."

And:

"Americans are Americans, aren't they? They only jump big in America. Those three guys are a bunch of dribblers. That's all I'm saying. I'm more scared of the two Ukraine and two Russian guys."

Now, if you're outraged, go stand in that short line over there. Apparently everyone else is punched out after months on the John Rocker jubilee train.

Oh, it isn't as though nobody noticed. Two American long jumpers, Savante Stringfellow and Melvin Lister, were unhappy about Taurima's remarks, likening them to Rocker's expostulations from last November.

(And no, you keep your e-mails in your pocket; this isn't going to be Rocker Redux).

Mostly, though, the reaction has been muted. Well, not muted so much as nonexistent. This leads us to conclude that it isn't the remark so much as the remarker.

Jai Taurima is an Australian, and though it is reasonable to assume that he has been exposed to his share of the aboriginal population of the grand island, his remarks still make you think, as in: "Why would this guy say what he said the way he said it?"

On the other hand, that assumes only that you've read this far. You may be like most Americans and decide that, since it is an Australian, since it is a long jumper, since it is a guy named Jai Taurima, and since we're not going to pay attention the Olympics until they start throwing gymnasts and synchronized swimmers onto our TV sets, you just don't care.

Now John Rocker, you cared. No matter what side of the debate you were on (First Amendment rights vs. First Amendment rights), you were in the debate. He was front page news for the longest while, all but stalked by media goblins waiting for him to bust a move that would get him back in the soup.

Then again, he was a baseball player, and a relatively noteworthy one at that. Plus, he was talking about New York's rich diverse heritage, and nothing can get a New Yorker to rear up on his or her hind legs quite like someone with a Southern accent airing out the joint.

Thus, his remarks got full circulation. Jai Taurima rests quietly, comfortably on Page Two, above the tire ads and right below the MLS roundup.

There may be outrage in Australia, of course. We certainly wouldn't want to accuse the Australians of not caring just because we haven't taken the time to see if in fact they care, but here, it just doesn't move any needles.

For one, it isn't track and field's time to slap us out of our torpor yet. We want our track in short, specific doses -- 18 days, then gone for 206 weeks. We're staggeringly lazy that way.

For two, we've done this already, and unlike our ancestors, we don't like to fight the fight twice. We're good for one loud outrage, and then we rest. We're not really in fighting shape any more, either because of affluence, disinterest, age or self-absorption.

There was a time, after all, when this would have been a cause celebre. Eight months ago, in fact.

But Jai Taurima doesn't sprint to the mound like a wolverine after a bad tandoori chicken. He isn't on an American super station four days a week. He isn't the best long jumper in the world, or even in the argument.

So we slide on, untroubled, because Jai Taurima is less than just another guy. He's a foreign guy, and as such may not be as "enlightened" as the rest of us. We wouldn't recognize him anywhere except on TV with an identifying caption at the bottom of the screen. It's not cool, what he said, but we've decided not to let it bother us.

You may decide what you want to do about that, but it is something to remember -- outrages come in all shapes and sizes, and in a world that relies on fame to settle all disputes, it is good to know it works even in the world of pointed invective. We wouldn't want it to get around that we view everyone's dubious acts the same.

Ray Ratto, a columnist for the San Francisco Examiner, is a regular contributor to ESPN.com.
 


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