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Now that the Mets have hired Art Howe, no one is happier than the notoriously pun-happy headline writers at the New York Post. They opened the Art season with a pithy LOU-SERS -- AND HOWE! (They should be A-SHEA-MED of themselves.) Here's a look at what Art has to look forward to in the Big Apple.
He's hired: ART OFFICIAL
The team is playing well: HOWE NICE!
The team is playing very well: THE ART OF WINNING
He stubs his toe in the clubhouse: ART OW!
His toe feels better: FINE ART
They win a doubleheader: HOWE TO
The team turns a triple play: HOWE-D
He has a kid: POP ART
He announces his fondness for Mel Allen: HOWE ABOUT THAT!
He gets divorced, and then gets serious with Madonna: HOWE TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE!
He fights with a photographer: ART ATTACK
The team collapses down the stretch: ARTIE-CHOKE They lose ten straight: METS STINK -- AND HOWE!
He's fired: ART HISTORY He stops talking to the press: HOWE WORDS END
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