Only the strongest TV has-beens and scandal-ridden wretches have survived to the Elite Eight.
Here's how the fourth-round matchups look. click here to see how your bracket compares to the fourth-round results and the Final Four matchups.
East region
ROUND 1 |
ROUND 2 |
ROUND 3 |
ROUND 4 |
Play-in game:
H.R. Puff n Stuff vs.
H.R. Haldeman (Puff n Stuff wins) |
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Puff Daddy
vs.
H.R. Puff n Stuff
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H.R. Puff n Stuff
vs.
Arnold Horshack
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Arnold Horshack
vs.
Monica Lewinsky
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Arnold Horshack
vs.
Sgt. Schultz
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Arnold Horshack
vs.
Ralph Malph |
Mr. Roper
vs.
Mr. Furley
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Mr. Roper
vs.
Monica Lewinsky
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Monica Lewinsky
vs.
Divine Brown
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Sgt. Schultz
vs.
Frank Burns
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Sgt. Schultz
vs.
Gary Hart
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Sgt. Schultz
vs.
Tootie Ramsey
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Gary Conditt
vs.
Gary Hart
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Lenny and Squiggy
vs.
Wally and the Beaver
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Lenny and Squiggy
vs.
Tootie Ramsey
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Tootie Ramsey
vs.
Denise Huxtable
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Midwest region
ROUND 1 |
ROUND 2 |
ROUND 3 |
ROUND 4 |
Mr. Belvedere
vs.
Mr. French
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Mr. French
vs.
Marcia Brady
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Marcia Brady
vs.
Alf
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Marcia Brady
vs.
Steve Urkel
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Marcia Brady
vs.
Jan Brady
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Mork
vs.
Alf
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Alf
vs.
Donna Rice
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Jessica Hawn
vs.
Donna Rice
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Dr. Bellows
vs.
Dr. Bombay
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Dr. Bombay
vs.
Ruben Kinkaid
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Ruben Kinkaid
vs.
Steve Urkel
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Ruben Kinkaid
vs.
Sam the Butcher
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Gary Coleman
vs.
Steve Urkel
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Steve Urkel
vs.
John-Boy
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John-Boy
vs.
Boy George
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Southeast region
ROUND 1 |
ROUND 2 |
ROUND 3 |
ROUND 4 |
Malcolm in the Middle
vs.
Eddie Corbett
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Malcolm in the Middle
vs.
Dick York
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Malcolm in the Middle
vs.
Laura Ingalls
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Laura Ingalls
vs.
Lucy Mercer
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Dick York
vs.
Dick Sargent
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Rob, Chip and Ernie
vs.
The Olsen twins
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Rob, Chip and Ernie
vs.
Laura Ingalls
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Laura Ingalls
vs.
Punky Brewster
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Gennifer Flowers
vs.
Lucy Mercer
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Lucy Mercer
vs.
Maude
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Lucy Mercer
vs.
Rerun
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Maude
vs.
Granny
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Morticia
vs.
Lilith
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Lilith
vs.
Rerun
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Lumpy Rutherford
vs.
Rerun
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West region
ROUND 1 |
ROUND 2 |
ROUND 3 |
ROUND 4 |
The Skipper and Gilligan
vs.
Capt. Stubing and Gopher
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The Skipper and Gilligan
vs.
Jethro
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Jethro
vs.
Barney Fife
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Barney Fife
vs.
Eddie Haskell
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Jethro
vs.
The Fonz
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Barney Fife
vs.
Fish
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Barney Fife
vs.
Gomer Pyle
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Goober Pyle
vs.
Gomer Pyle
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Kato Kaelin
vs.
Lorena Bobbitt
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Kato Kaelin
vs.
Fred Sanford
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Fred Sanford
vs.
Eddie Haskell
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Fred Sanford
vs.
George Jefferson
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Mimi
vs.
Aunt Bea
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Aunt Bea
vs.
Eddie Haskell
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Eddie Haskell
vs.
Jack Tripper
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Jim Caple is a senior writer for ESPN.com.
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