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Schneider: I don't know. But the ugliest would have to be the Philly Phanatic. I want to hit it with a stick. The Giants have an ugly one, too. It looks like a sewer rat and scares kids when it tries to pick them up. Actually, I don't know any attractive ones. But the Bucks mascot sure is an athlete, jumping around on a trampoline. Oh, the Phoenix Gorilla is cool. But I'm not attracted to it sexually.
Schneider: Regis would tear her eyeballs out. I would pay big money and use all my celebrity connections to see that. Why Regis? He's been here a long time. Is he going to let some newcomer take him down? No way. 3. Which of your signature lines do people come to you and say more often, "Makin' Copies," or "You Can Do it"? And does that bother or flatter you? Schneider: Definitely "You can do it." You know, it doesn't do either. I try not to put a value on it. It's just something that happens. 4. You do more than 50 celebrity impressions. Any of sports figures?
Schneider: Baseball, golf and tennis, which is probably my strongest sport. And table tennis. Also, I could give you a good run for your money in foosball. But I'm probably most appropriately built for pinball. I'm really well-suited for that, at my height. 6. How good an athlete are you?
Schneider: The San Francisco Giants. The 49ers. Every 25 years, I root for the Golden State Warriors. I'm from the Bay Area. 8. What teams do you root against? Schneider: I hate L.A. teams. Individually, I like the Lakers -- Rick Fox is a great guy -- but I just can't get over the whole L.A. thing and how they have to win all the time. 8a. Are the Lakers going to sweep the finals? Schneider: No. They'll lose one game. At least that's what I'm hoping for. 9. Will Barry Bonds break Mark McGwire's home run record this year?
Schneider: I'd want the laziness of a lion. The woman hunts for you, you eat first, and you look good just waking up in the morning. It looks like a good life. Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories |
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