The Broncos will repeat because in Colorado, "Deliverence" is just a movie, not a way of life.
Russ Henson
Wheat Ridge, Co
What do the Falcons and the LAPD have in common? Neither one of them can stop a Bronco.
Martin Harrison
Raleigh, N.C.
Just some more "Dirty Bird" for hotdog manufacturing!
Ryan Luna
Tracy, Calif.
There once was a man in Denver
He played quarterback and would never surrender
This Sunday in Miami, he will compete
I'm certain he will repeat
John Elway, we will always remember.
Bob Turley
Collegeville, Pa.
Question: What's the difference between Ray Buchanan and Shannon Sharpe? Answer: Two Super Bowl rings after this Sunday.
Vince Bratton
Reno, Nev.
Why doesn't Mississippi have a professional football team? Because then Atlanta would want one, too.
Matt Peeters
Platteville, Wisc.
The Broncos are nothing but a trash talking, Shannon Sharpe spouting, ugly uniform wearing, big shot attitude havin', head coach whinin', ugly uniform wearing, octegenarian quarterback havin', talking horse tight-end havin', Dirty Bird fearing bunch of players that have not chance of beating the Falcons in the Super Bowl! Oh, and they have ugly uniforms!
Jeff Chezem
Atlanta, Ga.
The Broncos have been pretty good since the decided to put John Elway's face on their helmets.
Frank Yoshida
Hanover, N.H.
The only difference between Cheerios and Denver is that Cheerios belong in a bowl! Shannon Sharpe's mouth is like a 7/Eleven -- open 24 hours, and nothing good ever comes out of it.
Jason Ferguson
Chadron, Neb.
The Broncos will be severely disadvantaged in the Super Bowl. Their waterboy died and the idiot forgot to leave them the recipe.
Jeffery Johnson
Des Moines, Iowa
I'd root for the Russians before I'd root for the Denver Broncos.
Barry Spencer
Jericho, Vt.
Do you know why Utah doesn't have a professional football team? Because Colorado would want one, too.
Tricia Tolliver
Kenosha Wisc.
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile with a 20-pound sledge hammer in 95-degree heat with 95-percent humidity. At the end of the day, the devil went to see how the man was doing, only to find him smiling and singing as he pounded rocks. The man explained that the heat and hard labor were very similar to those on his beloved farm back in Georgia. The devil told his demon to turn up the heat to 120
degrees, with 100-percent humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new man, and found
him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his silo in the middle of August on his beloved farm back in Georgia. At that, the devil told his demon to lower the temperature for this man to minus-20 degrees with a 40 mile-per-hour wind. At the end of the next day, the devil was confident that he would find the man miserable. But, the man was instead singing louder than ever, twirling the sledge hammer like a baton. When the devil asked him why, he was so happy, the man answered, "Cold day in hell, the Falcons must have won the Super Bowl!"
Anthony Farkas, Augusta Ga.
Brandon Burt, Brighton, Mich.
Robert Allen, New York, N.Y.
Kevin Corley, Washington D.C.
