Those who criticize Michael Jordan's return to the NBA are just jealous. If he were suiting up in their team's favorite uniform, it would be a different story. As a long-suffering Washington Wizards (nee Bullets) fan, I couldn't be more thrilled -- or optimistic.
2001-02 MJ Preview |
Date |
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Game |
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Inspiration |
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Result |
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Record |
Oct. 30 |
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@ New York
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Return to basketball "Mecca." |
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Energized by MSG, MJ drops a "double-Knickel" on Spike & Co. |
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1-0 |
Nov. 1 |
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@ Atlanta |
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Shades of '92 Olympics -- abuse Toni Kukoc. |
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Kukoc as a defender? Please. |
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2-0 |
Nov. 3 |
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vs. Philadelphia |
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Outplay AI. |
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Iverson tries to do too much; MJ out-thinks him. |
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3-0 |
Nov. 4 |
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@ Detroit
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Remind world that Jerry Stackhouse is still no MJ.
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Detroit is actually worse than the Wizards. |
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4-0 |
Nov. 7 |
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@ Boston |
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Sports Guy's naysaying. |
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Sports Guy wishes MJ wore a Celtic-green No. 23. |
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5-0 |
Nov. 9 |
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vs. Golden State
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Back in D.C., in front of now-frenzied faithful. |
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Outduels fellow UNC alum, Antawn Jamison, 50-45 |
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6-0 |
Nov. 11 |
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vs. Seattle |
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School young gun Rashard Lewis. |
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Glove yaks after loss. |
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7-0 |
Nov. 14 |
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vs. Milwaukee
|
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"Ray Allen will school him." |
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Yeah, so? MJ guards Big Dog. |
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8-0 |
Nov. 16 |
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vs. Utah |
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Confirm memory of previous "Last Shot." |
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Same as last time he saw them. |
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9-0 |
Nov. 20 |
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vs. Charlotte
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Suddenly Jamal Mashburn thinks he can play? |
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"MJ Mashes Bugs; Streak at 10." |
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10-0 |
Nov. 22 |
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@ Indiana |
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Seeing Isiah "All-Star Freezeout" Thomas on sideline. |
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Sends Bender and Harrington back to nursery school. |
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11-0 |
Nov. 24 |
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vs. Boston |
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"Is that Sports Guy still talking about me?" |
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Another shellacking; Paul Pierce cries. |
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12-0 |
Nov. 27 |
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@ Cleveland
|
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Early-round playoffs, early 1990s. |
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Jumaine Jones is the new Craig Ehlo. |
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13-0 |
Nov. 28 |
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@ Philadelphia |
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Incessant Sixers yapping |
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Exactly why they signed Tyronn Lue. |
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14-0 |
Nov. 30 |
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@ Miami
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Pat Riley. 'Nuff said. |
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Riles is looking for Charles Smith. |
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15-0 |
Dec. 1 |
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vs. Orlando |
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I'm in better shape than Grant Hill. |
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T-Mac gets greedy; MJ drops in buzzer-beater. |
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16-0 |
Dec. 4 |
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@ San Antonio |
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To posterize Tim Duncan. |
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Injured Admiral eases previous matchup issues. |
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17-0 |
Dec. 6 |
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@ Houston |
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Stevie Franchise likes to jaw. |
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Glen Rice is even easier to guard than Danny Ferry. |
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18-0 |
Dec. 8 |
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@ Dallas |
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A courtside Mark Cuban begs for autograph. |
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"That's M-A-R-K, right?" |
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19-0 |
Dec. 11 |
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@ Memphis |
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Guarded by a haughty rookie from Duke. |
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A new venue gets its virgin MJ rack-up. |
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20-0 |
Dec. 12 |
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vs. Miami |
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It's easy to want to mess with Riley again. |
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Don't take LaPhonso Ellis for your fantasy team. |
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21-0 |
Dec. 14 |
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vs. New York |
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For Patrick. |
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Houston. Spree. It doesn't matter. |
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22-0 |
Dec. 16 |
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@ Toronto
|
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Bout of Vinsanity. |
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Tough matchups. Road game. No one's perfect. |
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22-1 |
Dec. 19 |
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vs. Atlanta |
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Coming off first loss. |
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More Kukoc abuse. |
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23-1 |
Dec. 21 |
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@ Orlando |
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Tiger Woods in the front-row seats. |
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Mark O'Meara sports Chris Whitney jersey. |
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24-1 |
Dec. 22 |
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@ New York |
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Finally found original Air Jordans that fit. |
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Coal in Woody Allen's stocking. |
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25-1 |
Dec. 26 |
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@ Charlotte |
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Reunited with extended NC family for holidays. |
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First 60-point game since return. |
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26-1 |
Dec. 27 |
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@ Indiana |
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Jalen Rose is too big for baggy britches |
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As usual, road crowd cheers for Wiz. |
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27-1 |
Dec. 29 |
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vs. Charlotte |
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None. Bored with Hornets. |
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MJ lounges through 20 minutes in blow-out win. |
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28-1 |
Dec. 31 |
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vs. New Jersey |
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Ringing in the D.C. new year. |
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MJ starts party early thanks to blow-out win. |
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29-1 |
Jan. 4 |
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vs. Chicago |
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Oh, God, where to start? |
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Eddie Robinson realizes he made a free-agent mistake. |
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30-1 |
Jan. 8 |
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vs. L.A. Clippers |
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Poster-children for the "new" NBA. |
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The "D" in "D-Miles" doesn't stand for "Defense." |
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31-1 |
Jan. 11 |
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@ Milwaukee |
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Always disliked George Karl. |
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Call the ASPCA. More Big Dog abuse. |
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32-1 |
Jan. 12 |
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vs. Minnesota
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Garnett left the Nike fold for And1. |
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Wally Szczerbiak is playing defense. Take a guess. |
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33-1 |
Jan. 15 |
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vs. San Antonio |
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How many ways to smack around Danny Ferry? |
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Wiz frontcourt too thin. Trade help on way? |
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33-2 |
Jan. 16 |
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@ New Jersey |
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Rod Thorn could have traded up to make MJ the '84 No. 1 pick. |
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Keith Van Horn gets an intro to The Jordan Rules. |
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34-2 |
Jan. 19 |
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@ Chicago |
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The statue outside the stadium. |
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Fans, NBC get what they want. Jerrys routed. |
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35-2 |
Jan. 21 |
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@ Minnesota |
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Doesn't like the looks of Joe Smith. |
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Plays a half in easy win. |
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36-2 |
Jan. 22 |
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vs. Philadelphia |
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Scoring race with AI. |
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Jordan 43, AI 40. |
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37-2 |
Jan. 24 |
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vs. Cleveland |
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Should be one he sits, but MJ plays for pride. |
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A win. 38 points. But 34 shots. |
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38-2 |
Jan. 26 |
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Phoenix |
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Battling Penny for Comeback Player of the Year. |
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Too much Air Marion for MJ's tired 38-year-old legs. |
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38-3 |
Jan. 29 |
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vs. Detroit |
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Doug Collins wants a little payback. |
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Pistons wish they still had Dumars in uniform. |
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39-3 |
Jan. 31 |
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@ Cleveland |
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Wants to impress Drew Carey. |
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Cleveland doesn't rock. |
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40-3 |
Feb. 1 |
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vs. Atlanta |
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Unimpressed with Jason Terry. |
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Doubles up the Hawks' main man by 20. |
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41-3 |
Feb. 3 |
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vs. Indiana
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Did we mention Bender needed to be schooled?
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Isiah can try any lineup he wants; same result. |
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42-3 |
Feb. 5 |
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vs. Toronto |
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Payback in MJ's house. |
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Crushes Carter's spirit. |
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43-3 |
Feb. 7 |
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vs. Sacramento
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C-Webb spurned MJ on free-agent trail. |
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Peja on wrong end of shootout. |
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44-3 |
Feb. 12 |
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@ L.A. Lakers
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Teach Kobe a lesson. |
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Can't do it guarding Rick Fox. |
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44-4 |
Feb. 14 |
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@ Sacramento |
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Love for the game. |
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Kings' run-n-gun antics show too much love. |
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44-5 |
Feb. 15 |
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@ Phoenix |
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End team's first skid. |
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Where's Thunder Dan? MJ hits for 50 in win. |
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45-5 |
Feb. 18 |
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vs. Houston |
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Belated birthday gift to self. |
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Present in form of triple-double. |
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46-5 |
Feb. 20 |
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@ Detroit |
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Doug Collins still has issues. |
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Boy, is Detroit terrible. |
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47-5 |
Feb. 21 |
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vs. New Jersey |
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Never liked Byron Scott. |
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Kerry Kittles more fragile than MJ. |
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48-5 |
Feb. 23 |
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vs. Miami
|
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'Zo enjoys D.C. |
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Less so now. |
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49-5 |
Feb. 24 |
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@ Miami |
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Lacking. Road trips are a pain. |
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Riley takes one back. |
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49-6 |
Feb. 27 |
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vs. Portland |
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Reunited with "Little Brother" Pippen. |
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Shrugging shoulders. Nailing 3s. Just like '92. |
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50-6 |
March 1 |
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@ Chicago |
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Never liked Bulls scout B.J. Armstrong. |
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Fans cheer MJ louder than Tyson Chandler. |
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51-6 |
March 3 |
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vs. Orlando
|
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Does he need a reason every night? |
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Apparently so. Magic steal one in D.C. |
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51-7 |
March 5 |
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vs. Chicago |
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"Ruin my dynasty, eh?" |
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50 points can't heal wrecked-dynasty wound. |
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52-7 |
March 7 |
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vs. Detroit |
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Yet another win for Coach Doug? |
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Pistons are season-long punching bag. |
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53-7 |
March 8 |
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@ Orlando |
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Win one in ours, we'll win one in yours |
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MJ too much for hobbled Hill. |
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54-7 |
March 10 |
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@ Boston |
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Is that Sports Guy still talking? |
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Wiz win by 40 in laugher. |
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55-7 |
March 11 |
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vs. Boston |
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Sports Guy sporting Jahidi White jersey next to Robin Ficker. |
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Next day, same result. |
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56-7 |
March 13 |
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@ L.A. Clippers |
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Clipper gear only team outselling Wizards. |
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Odom toughest L.A. matchup of the year. |
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56-8 |
March 15 |
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@ Seattle |
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Goes to the Egyptian Theater for revival of "Space Jam." |
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Lights out, Rain Men. |
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57-8 |
March 16 |
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@ Portland |
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Bonzi Wells has too much attitude. |
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Blazers have too much dysfunction. |
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58-8 |
March 18 |
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@ Golden State |
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Larry Hughes' ridiculous new 'do. |
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50 for his peeps in Oakland. |
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59-8 |
March 20 |
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@ Denver |
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Getting over road-trip hump. |
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George McLeod-as-defender is just the tonic. |
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60-8 |
March 21 |
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@ Utah
|
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Memories of "Last Shot", Part II. |
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Not enough to stop another pair of old-timers. |
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60-9 |
March 24 |
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@ Toronto |
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Last day of brutal road trip. |
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72-10 seems that much more impressive. |
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60-10 |
March 26 |
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vs. Denver |
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Back home, need to end two-game skid. |
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Glad it's the Nuggets. |
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61-10 |
March 29 |
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vs. Milwaukee |
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Scott Williams gave up on Bulls. |
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Bucks still looking for an answer to MJ. |
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62-10 |
March 31 |
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vs. Dallas
|
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Juwan Howard's homecoming. |
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MJ guards Juwan himself; not so hard. |
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63-10 |
April 2 |
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vs. L.A. Lakers
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Plays mind-games with Phil; guards Kobe himself. |
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Wiz win biggest game of season. |
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64-10 |
April 3 |
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@ Milwaukee |
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Maintain 72-win pace. |
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Looking too far ahead. |
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64-11 |
April 5 |
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@ Charlotte |
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Pressure off 72-win pace. |
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Breeze past Hornets. |
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65-11 |
April 6 |
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vs. Memphis |
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Jason Williams' showboating for 20-win team. |
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More punishment for Battier. |
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66-11 |
April 9 |
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@ New Jersey |
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Keen on "Comeback Player of All-Time" award. |
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MJ maintains league-leading 31 ppg average, then rests. |
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67-11 |
April 10 |
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vs. Philadelphia
|
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Duel for home-court advantage. |
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Home-court advantage secured. |
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68-11 |
April 12 |
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@ Philadelphia |
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MJ sits. Charles Barkley howls on TNT. |
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Sixers win meaningless one. |
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68-12 |
April 14 |
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vs. Indiana |
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MJ planned to sit; Dick Ebersol calls in personal favor. |
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MJ plays for first half, drops 24 on Rose. |
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69-12 |
April 16 |
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vs. New York |
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70 wins in comeback season; critics eat crow. |
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As it began, it ends. Finals await. |
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70-12 |